My Last Day As Slacker

Everything has an end. Only the fool thinks he's invincible and I'm all but a fool, just a simple slacker soon to be retired.

What a journey this has been. Spending all my time just slacking, contemplating, listening to my own thoughts, exploring every angle and letting time flush through my life like blood through my veins has been the purest form of luxury. I've felt pleasures beyond my wildest imagination, lust that goes beyond earthly desires and light that is brighter than the sun.

I'm relaxed, re-energized and re-born as I stand here before you. My mind is pure and my heart is full of passion. I'm ready to fight the evil empire until justice is done.